This game really stinks. People all over the Internet are writing love letters to it right at this very moment, even people I respect, like Charlie Brooker and Alec Meer.
Please don't believe them. It's a horribly unfair game. There's only one button. And death is frequent and cheap.
I must also have JUST ONE MORE go before bed.
Play for free here if you want the next fifteen minutes of your life to magically disappear.
