In the summer of last year I went on my first proper lads' stag weekend. For some reason I wrote but never got around to posting the following list of lessons I learnt from that debaunched weekend in Nottingham.
Lesson One
Indoor golf is no more fun than outdoor golf.
Lesson Two
Black Jack is not a game of skill.
Lesson Three
Getting 60% accuracy against clay pigeons while armed with a 12-gauge shotgun makes you feel 60% more manly.
Lesson Four
Lapdances are almost worth the asking price.
Lesson Five
A gang of 16 guys have zero chance of getting into a club at 2am.
Lesson Six
You can always find one scummy over-crowded bar that will serve anyone 'til 4am.
Lesson Seven
There's less cruelty involved in the making of a beef burger than a chicken burger.
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