Building a Webpage that Sucks?

So I'm trying to learn how to use Adobe Dreamweaver, while also trying not to let myself become completely ignorant of the code underneath it. It feels fun and exciting to have something new and completely alien to play around with, and even the few babysteps I've taken in the past couple of hours toward becoming less rubbish feel quite satisfying.

Almost me, except I have a rickety wooden chair instead of a cool one with wheels

I guess the dream is to one day have the power to create odd conceptual sites like MONO*Crafts. Although possibly not, as it's also a contender for Worst Web Site of 2009 on webpagesthatsuck.com

Yeah, I'll steer clear of the Flash for now.